Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma
swear to god if you whine to me about “too dependent on technology” i will sneak into your house and take all your lightbulbs
I don’t know about wing parts
all I know is that touching them will get an angel off
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before mum left for work she handed me this lemon and told me to make sure it doesn’t cause any mischief while she is out. i am to groom him twice a day and feed him every 3 hours. then we shall play boggle and i’ll let him win out of pity. he’ll notice the sparkle in my eyes and fall in love with me. i will be mesmerised by his beautiful zesty scent and fall in love with him. at the end of the day i will get down on one knee and confess my undying love for him and ask him for his hand in marriage. we are to be wed on the ides of april. our honeymoon will be wild and carnal.
i shall fall pregnant and 9 months later will give birth to a beautiful lemon daughter. i will name her clarissa. throughout her teen years she will face many challenges. no one will want to date her because she is a lemon. no one will invite her to their sweet 16 because she is a lemon. no girl wants to change in front of her in the PE change rooms because she is a lemon.
clarissa will eventually lose her fucking lemon mind and jump into a blender. i will be devastated by this. i will cry many tears. then, my lemon husband will leave me out of confusion and grief. he’ll find some foreign woman here on a visitor’s visa and fuck her brains out. he’ll then realise that the only human woman who has ever satisfied his citrus seeds is me, and he will come back to me. i will make him work to earn my respect again. we will make sweet sweet love under the orange tree in my backyard. he’ll tell me he loves me and i’ll tell him i love him, and then we’ll grow old together and sit on the porch every morning, watching the sun rise.what
i just read lemon fan fiction
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Let’s do this, fandom!
i went to old navy b/c everything was 50% off, but the lights went out, and i shit you not some guy pulled a sonic screwdriver out of his jacket and pointed it at the light and not a second later the lights turned back on
i think i encountered a time lord
this is getting out of hand
Actual poster issued by Senator Joe Mccarthy in 1950s, at height of the red scare. All Artists were suspect.
just you wait for january 1st when everyone will be making text posts saying “it feels like 2013 was only yesterday!”
There are people with a weak sense of humour.
There are people who miss golden opportunities.
And then there is George Takei.
OH MY GOD
in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath
now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK
the saga continues today in physics when our instructor asks ‘and how fast does light travel?’ and i whisper ‘hella’ and the kid next to me fucking loses it
And that, kids, is Sass Master John Lennon